reported by the ap wire -- 11 minutes ago...

We were wondering who would be next on the list -- but we never expected this! We are sad to report that Michigan J. Frog was found drowned in our skimmer approximately 11 minutes ago. The exact time of death has not yet been determined. The area has been secured and there will be no swimming until the detectives on the case have collected all of the evidence they need.



That is all for now.